The Telephone Bill

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting… on a Saturday morning… after breakfast…

Dad: People this is unacceptable. Ok I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office but you too have to limit the use of the phone.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

All of them now in a state of shock and together they look at their maid who until now is patiently listening to them

Maid (un-baffled): So -what is the problem? We all use our work telephones!!!!!!!!!!!